Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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