porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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