So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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