No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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