You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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