a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Slut skills are useful in every country.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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