I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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