In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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