Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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