you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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