he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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