Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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