Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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