I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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