i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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