Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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