guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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