We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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