Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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