Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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