Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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