ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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