What did we do last night that was yellow?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
All the doctor said was why
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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