Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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