And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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