Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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