my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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