Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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