This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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