He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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