So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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