my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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