i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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