Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i think i have herpe
just one?
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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