Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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