yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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