There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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