it wasn't lemon gatorade
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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