I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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