I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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