just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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