Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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