I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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