you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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