I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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