I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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