yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We have started to decorate penises.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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