I'm pants shitting drunk right now
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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