just tell him i said nine months
this boner is exhausting
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I touched a dick in church today
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