dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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